Who is the Tokyochuchu? Of course, scholars have tried to answer that question all throughout history. Some maintain that he was born unto man from the sea, like a gasping lungfish with gaming mitts. Others insist he is a time traveler from Tudor England and was directly responsible for King Henry VIII’s gangrene. Whatever he is, he now resides in a small hole somewhere in Japan. The Chuchu has come to talk shit about many different subjects and eat all of your nuts (not the testicle kind).

Be sure to check out Tokyochuchu’s blogroll for links to his reviews and comedy videos. they might make you smile. Or cry. Or crave nuts (the testicle kind).